sleepless

Frauline F and DarkMirror will appreciate my pain tonight = I'm sleepless. I think it may have been the smell of one very wet baby that woke me up. She fell asleep early in her track suit and we didn't get to change her before she dozed off like a drunken frat boy, face first into the boob. So sweet!

So I've tried to alleviate some worries by paying bills - not as tragic as it could be though the money tree on the porch is not bearing any fruit. Maybe more fertilizer?

Willow has now rolled all the way across the bed, is upside down and spread eagle. I'd take her picture but it would be cruel to wake her up with the flash. Just use your imaginations gentle readers, and don't forget that it still smells mildly of pee. Must concoct hippie room spray made of vodka tomorrow. May drink vodka.

The good news is I think I've scored a babysitting job where I can bring the boo. I'm all excited. The bad news is I'll be on the freedom 85 plan. This should motivate me to find something I like to do though. Suggestions for jobs that involne no stress, much reward moderate cash and time off are welcome. Must not require a license, co-ordination or a sense of direction.

Ok - I'm going to try and nod off by reading a doomsy book about the future of the planet. Should make having no money look irrelevant. Ed, take care of your finger little Eddie . Dark Mirror_ I love you and am so proud of all the things you're doing right now. Go team face stuffing!

hugs to my imagined legions of fans

peace out

Macaroni and cheese

Can someone please tell me why I can't eat macaroni and cheese every single day? Because I'm going to.

Lets look at the nutritional rundown:

It has 15 percent of my daily iron and since I'm going to eat the whole box, bump that up to 45%
2% of Vitamin A, again really 6%
11 G of protein (33g when you count the fact that I'm just gonna dig into the whole pot)
8% of my calcium (24%)
18 % of my fiber ( times three is ...)

As for fat and calories, I don't want t o make this list too long and bore you.
It's economical at a dollar a box and takes 7 minutes to prepare. The ideal food.

Maybe I'll eat only macaroni and cheese every day until Christmas and then see how I feel. I bet I'll feel great. I'll blog about it and become famous, get an endorsement deal form the good people at KD

*Disclaimer: Tyren if you are reading this, it's a bad idea. Seriouly. ( but then again , see list above .. )

oranges

Willow eating an orange is the funniest, most heart hugging thing i have ever seen. It's like watching a chubby klutzy orangutan. I give her a mandarin, peel most of it and leave some skin for grip and she sucks out the middle fiercely with big slurping, guzzling noises like she's going crazy on a portable orange boob, orange juice dripping down her hand and pooling in her chubby wrist folds.

Priceless.

back in 2008

Hey gang!

Sorry for the long absence but the computer was broken so I couldn't post pictures and I've been living online life in superstruct. I think that the Willow bug is stiring so I'll post some pictures quickly and tell more stories tomorrow!These are woolen longies Emily and I made out of an old wool sweater. They need some adjustment but they work - and for 0 dollars vs 35 for a new wool soaker - they`re great!
You can find step by step instructions here: http://www.bumwrapdiapers.com/pages/pattern.php. Ilike the pictures!

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